What are the chances . . .

that I'd win the

UK National Lottery AWARD NOTIFICATION (CONTACT: CLAIMS' SECURITY AGENCY) Wed. Oct. 10, 2007

and the

Irish Lottery Board Batch: 074/05/ZY369 Wed. Oct. 10, 2007

on the same day?

seriously
e-mail
spam
is
funny.

off to play the ponies
hey
can't let a streak like this get cold.

happy wednesday!